1. Where is this prayer warrior? California needs you.
2. Peas be with you.
3. Life’s most important questions.
4. Clever…
5. This church has no chill.
6. Jesus take the wheel.
7. “Trust me. Go straight over the water.”
8. Try praying harder for it to stop.
9. With unlimited minutes.
10. Just keep it open a crack.
11. The best lifeguard ever.
12. Click “ignore” if you don’t want to go to heaven.
13. No thanks.
14. Harry is not The Potter.
15. The shade…
16. Calling all blasphemers, there is an announcement:
17. He who must not be named…
18. Send to God@kneemail.com
19. I C WHAT U DID THERE.
20. They see me rollin, they hatin.
21. Well…that escalated quickly.
22. What about a fire extinguisher.
23. No nuts in the spiritual trail mix please.
24. Their last name better be “Black”.
25. Haters gonna hate.
